A song about your dog, by name
Pets generate more material than most relationships. A named song about a specific animal, in a genre far too serious for the subject, is one of the most reliably funny things you can make.
How it works
Describe the animal
Name, breed, the one behaviour everyone who visits gets told about.Choose an over-serious genre
Power ballad, gospel, drill. The gap between the subject and the treatment is the joke.Sing it yourself
Record a clip so it is your voice earnestly singing about a cat knocking a glass off a table.Post it
Share the link, or export it for a reel.
What actually makes it good
- Use the name repeatedly in your description so it reaches the chorus.
- One specific crime beats a list of traits — the shoe, the bin, the postman.
- Keep it short for social. Under ninety seconds survives a scroll.
Questions
Will it use my pet's actual name?
Yes, if you put the name in your description. Repeat it to get it into the chorus.
Can I use it in a video?
Yes — export the audio and use it in your own posts.
Does it work for cats, horses, anything else?
Yes. Describe the animal and the behaviour; the genre does the rest.
Make one now
Free to start. iPhone and Android.